Don't recycle until Z-Mas.
Dear Zombie Santa,
I have been a very good survivor this year. Since I settled in, I've been helping survivors that do not have a home and I've helped defend weak and helpless survivors from the hordes of undead. I have not participated in any compound raids, and I have never harmed another living soul unless absolutely necessary to protect myself and my companions. If I made the Nice list this year, I would like to make a request, if it is okay with you, dear Santa. I would like 125 cases of ammunition, enough food and water to last us for 50 days, enough wood, metal, and cloth to fill our storage buildings to the brim, and a lot of fuel... oh, and we'd like a White Flag book too. We're too nice to kill our attackers, so we'd rather not have any.
Thank you Santa, and Merry Z-Mas to you!
— A survivor in Union City